Jeffrey’s Corollary

Jeffrey’s Corollary: Within Church of Christ circles, when discussing grace, salvation, and sin, as the discussion grows longer, the probability of mentioning of Jeffrey Dahmer approaches one.
There. I coined a new phrase. Church of Christ folks love to bring up the argument that God’s Salvation is for all, even Jeffrey Dahmer. Apparently Jeffrey Dahmer repented of his sins and was baptized by a minister of the church of Christ.
The church of Christ likes to claim some famous members. Here’s a rundown that I know of:

  • Jeffrey Dahmer
  • Marty Roe, Lead Singer of Diamond Rio
  • Jim Jinkins….the Guy Who Draws the Doug Cartoon
  • U-Turn Lavergne, radio personality
  • Weird Al Yankovic
  • John Dancy, former NBC News Correspondent
  • Paula Barbieri…OJ Simpon’s former girlfriend
  • Pat Boone (before he got all Pentecostal)
  • Don Henely (?)
  • Ken Starr