The Future according to You Can’t Do that on Television

You Can’t Do That on Television. Possibly my all time favorite show growing up. And its still funny today. I recently got a DVD off all the episodes.
Some good quotes from the show.

From the Future Episode (1983)
Newsboy: Did you see my picture in the paper yesterday, sir? I’m carrier of the week.
Man: I never read the newspaper, son.
Newsboy: That’s what everyone says on my route. No one ever reads their papers anymore.
Man: That’s right, everyone gets their news from the teletext on TV.
Newsboy: Then why do you all still get a newspaper?
Man: Cause we haven’t found any way to wrap up kitty litter in a television set.

Shades of the internet, anyone?


Mom (to her son): So you see Dougie dear, as long as we have more and bigger bombs than the Russians, there will never have a nuclear war. So I want you to go to sleep now and tomorrow I’ll tell you another fairy tale.

Commentary on current events? Fairy tale…?

One thought on “The Future according to You Can’t Do that on Television

  1. I’d say that first prediction was about 98% accurate. Wow.
    YCDTOT was slightly before my time. I remember it, but by the time I really began to watch Nickelodeon about 1987/1988, it was in its first game show era…Double Dare, Finders Keepers, etc. YCDTOT came on late in the afternoon, and I watched it a few times, but never really understood it or got into it.

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