For some strange reason, I received this email sent to the church email address. I am not sure why. So it is all settled. I’m moving to Nigeria to be a hotel worker. Be sure to check out the dollar amounts. If they are serious, then it is some high bucks! Funny, the last email I got from Nigeria was some scam wanting me to give someone my bank account number.

Vacancy: Career Opportunities in an International Five Star Hotel.
We are an international five-star hotel here in Lagos, Nigeria. To maintain the Hotel’s international standard of high quality service delivery, we are about to assemble a team of qualify foreigners to occupy the following post.
HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGEMENT. REFRERENCE NUMBER SALARY IN $
(a ) Admin Officer
SS/401 123,000
(b) Secretary.
JSA/402 98,645
SALES AND MARKETING DEPT.
(a) Supervisor
SS/505 115,000
(B) Computer Operator
SS/506 105,800
FOOD AND BEVERAGES DEPT.
(A) Sous Chefs
SS/507 115,000
(b) chief steward
SS/508 98, 523
(c) Restaurant/Banquet Supervisors
SS/509 96,000
(d) Bar Supervisors
SS/510 96,000
(e) Room Service Supervisor
SS/511 96,000
(f) Ordertakers
SS/512 96,000
ROOM DIVISION DEPT.
(a) Front Officer Manager
SS/513 120,000
(b) House Keeping Manager
SS/514 118,500
(c) Receptionists
SS/515 101,000
(d) Reservation Officers
SS/516 110,000
(e) Floor Supervisors
SS/517 110,000
TECHNICAL DEPT.
(a) Chief Engineer
M/824 220,000
(b) Assistant Chief Engineer
SS/825 186,659
(c) Chief Technician
JSA/826 210,000
FINANCE DEPT
(a) Chief Accountant
M/928 250,000
(b) IT Manager
SS/929 217, 555
(c) Purchasing Manager
SS/930 205,000
(d) Credit Account Manager
M/931 200,000
(e) F/B Cost Controler
SS/932 201,000
(f) General Cashier
SS/933 210,000
(g) Paymaster/Secretary
SS/934 217,649
(h) Account Payabel Supervisor
SS/935 209,999
REQUIREMENTS:
1. All candidates should have a minimum of first degree or its equivalent in a relevant field of study.
2. While a bilingual ability is an advantage, it is necessary that candidate applying for the secretarial and receptionist should have excelent communication
skills particularly in English and French language.
3. All accounting positions require an extensive knowledge of computer. Consequently, candidates applying for the positions are expected to be
conversant with property accounting packages like Spreadsheet, Sage, Omicron, Fidelo,Adaco etc.
4. Only Electrical Engineers need to apply for the post of chief Engineer.
5. For the IT position, prospective candidates must be able to manage a computer network as well a handle basic hardware and software tasks.
AGE: The ideal age is between 21 to 45 years for all position.
METHOD OF APPLICATION:
Interested and qualify candidates should send their letter of Application(quoting the reference Number) by way of the email servce together with your C-V. These should get to us in two weeks from this publication.
ACCOMMODATION: Each candidates shall be entitle to a well furnshied 3 bedroom apartment.
INSTRUCTION: ONLY SHORTLISTED CANDIDATES WOULD BE CONSIDERED.

In other news….
I have the keys to the church van…..affectionantly known as “ole blue.” It is a Ford model from the late eighties. We’ve had it forever….since my sister was in high school. It is a bear to drive. Seemlingly no manuvability. I feel like I should go cruising for chicks or something. The guy who gave me the keys said he was going to be out for the next youth devo, so I should be in charge of driving it next month.