Case of the Missing Church Directories

I left a huge stack (at least 10 or 15) youth directories in one of the classrooms at church. After class was over, all of them were gone. I know there wasn’t that many kids there who hadn’t gotten one. How did we loose so many directories? Did the teachers just throw directories out to EVERYONE including one time visitors who were there visiting relatives for Thanksgiving weekend? “Here, kid, have a directory which cost the church $3 each to print up. We know we’ll never see you again, but we want you to have this directory which you’ll toss in the trash as soon as you get home.”
I hate to see money go to waste. I guess I’ll have to hire armed guards for the next set of directories Kevin prints up.