My fridge went out 12 days ago. After some very obvious missteps by D.T. McCall and Sons (“Heyyyyy! Carthage, Cookeville and Lafayette), I finally got a temporary replacement to have until I get mine fixed. Note to self, even if you *think* it might only be a day without a fridge, ask for a “loaner.”

This loaner variety looks like its right out of the ’70s. What is especially quaint is the way they wrote “Loaner” on the freezer portion in black sharpie marker. Makes me feel like real life white trash.

As you can see I’m keeping my drinks cold. That’s cola in case you can’t tell.