I got this forwarded email from a friend. I don’t know if she meant this for someone else or not. All I know is that I haven’t gone through menopause and I don’t plan to in the near or distant future:

We are currently conducting a study with women up to 59 years of age that suffer from a variety of symptoms related to menopause. Specifically we need women who may currently be experiencing symptoms but have never taken a doctor prescribed Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT). This study consists of a 45-minute interview to be held at our office on Monday, June 9th and Tuesday, June 10th.
If qualified, you will be paid $50 for your participation.
If interested, please call now and mention the HRT STUDY. Contact us at ***-**** or toll free at ***-***-****, ext ***. We will ask a few simple questions and see if you qualify to be part of this study.