Goodbye Juno

Goodbye Juno email. They are starting to charge for offline client reading. I could pay the $10 a year, or just use my free Comcast address. I decided on the latter.
I am not a heavy emailer. There was a time when I would pour my heart into emails. Now I don’t. It’s more of a quicker way to make a phone call. Especially when I’m at work and just don’t have the patience to time to make a phone call. More or less “hey are we getting together for that movie tonight?” Or I might use it just to send a funny link to a friend. There is nothing serious about email. If you want to tell me something serious, call me on the phone or see me in person.
So no more Juno email. Can’t access it from their client at home, even though I’m not using any of their modem lines to get to it. I’m going through Comcast. You’d think that wouldn’t affect their bottom line. But somehow it does. Juno still allows me to access webmail, which I will periodically. However I’ve got all their ads blocked on their webmail site. So basically they aren’t getting any ad revenue from me.
I’ve had my Juno address since about 1995 or 1996 when Juno first came out. Free email? Yep, that’s what I needed when I was away from my Lipscomb email account in the summertime. It was good to me. But somehow you just don’t get anything for free these days.
Coincidentally, Thunderbird 1.0, Firefox’s version of email program, came out today. I’m using it. I decided on it because Outlook has too many vunerabilities. There are just too many viruses (viri?) written specifically to replicate through Outlook. I suppose if and when Thunderbird becomes really popular, virus writers will write more for them. The difference is that Thunderbird’s developers would be adept to fixing security holes than MS. Plus virus writers write viruses specifically to hurt the MS userbase.

The Swan

Lately I’ve been watching the Swan on Fox. The premise of the show is that they take ugly women and give them nose jobs and lyposuction and make them beautiful. Or what the world suggests as beautiful. What I find interesting about the show is the amount of self confidence these women feel after going through this. No doubt they really like themselves. Many of them go through therapy to deal with issues of the past.
The transformations are incredible. Tonight they took a plain looking self conscious woman and made her into a truly beautiful woman.

“I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights.”
The Breakfast Club

Somehow sometimes I get inspired at times to change my appearance. I’ve thought about going to the gym. Starting to jog. Setups each night. I usually get semistarted, but never get finished. Exercise is just not my thing. Sometimes I really want to change my whole appearance. To quit being that skinny kid from high school who everyone seemed to always make fun of. I could grow into a hulking exercise guru. But somehow I figure my frame isn’t built for it.
The truth is I don’t like my appearance. I never have. I’ve been told many times from overweight people that they’d give anything to be as thin as I am. Then I want to scream at them and tell them it aint quite cracked up as what it looks like.
I’m happier with my physical appearance more than what I was in high school. This could be because I’ve gained a bit more weight since graduating college. Who said there was a freshmen 15? I never gained much weight in college. I’m eating fast food for lunch most every day. I suppose that will put on the pounds. I’m hovering at around 125 these days. I only eat when I’m hungry. Sometimes that could mean having 2 meals a day.
Anyways maybe sometime I will take some type of inituative in changing my appearance to make me like myself more. Maybe now is the time.

In Search of Greatest Hits Albums

Continuing my daily entries about Greatest Hits albums. Bands that should have Greatest Hits Albums:

  • The Wallflowers – While most people remember Bringing Down the Horse as the allencompassing Wallflowers album, they tend to forget the subsequent albums with minor radio hits, but good sounds. Breach and Red Letter Days are those albums. Songs like “Sleepwalker” and “How Good Can It Get” you’ve probably never heard of, but are great songs. I suspect the Wallflowers will fade into obscurity if and when a greatest hits album appears. However I’m hoping obscurity will not happen.
  • Oasis – Definitely maybe. I really doubt that you’ll see a greatest hits albums from the self proclaimed “greatest band in the world.” That would be too easy. Sure they did put out a whole album of B-sides. Oasis isn’t ready to admit defeat by putting together an anthology or hits album. But their fame is slowly fading.
  • Third Eye Blind – Of course most of the supposed greatest hits album would come from their self titled debut album. “Semi-charmed Life,” “Jumper,” and “Graduate.” Then there were a couple of good hits from their sophomore album, “Blue” such as “1000 Julys” and “Anything.” I saw their lead singer, Stephan Jenkins on a MTV show similiar to the Gong Show. His job as a celebrity judge was the rate unsigned bands. He gave all the bands 10’s, no matter how bad they were. I remember thinking this was lame, especially seeing the state of some of the bands. Jenkins came across as being self-righteous.
  • Foo Fighters – I’m thinking a great album packed full of hits like “Everlong,” “Monkey Wrench,” “Learn to Fly,” “Stacked Actors,” “This is a Call,” “Big Me,” “My Hero,” and “Times Like These.”

Greatest Classic Hits Albums

Continuing my stream of album review. Here are what I feel are some fo the greatest Greatest Hits albums from “classic” rock.

  • Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers – Greatest Hits – It was this album that turned me on to Petty’s music. I never knew how many good hits Petty could have. I probably should have waited to get his Anthology which has more songs on it.
  • John Mellencamp: The Best That I Could Do 1978-1988 – Not that I’m really all that into Mellencamp’s music. Jack & Diane was good, along with Pink Houses and Small Town. However I never really understood Uh-Huh’s album cover. I mean did he draw that himself? Next time get a professional to do your album covers. It didn’t work for Billy Joel. It doesn’t work for Mellencamp.
  • Bruce Springsteen – Greatest Hits – One of the many reasons why the Boss rocks. “Dancing the Dark,” “Born in the U.S.A.” I discovered a great song on this album: “Atlantic City.” What a great haunting melody.
  • Rolling Stones: Forty Licks – A definite must-have for any classic rock fan. And I’m not going to get into the debate about which band is better – the Stones or the Beatles. Let’s just say the Stones were a bit more naughty. More edgy. More willing to push the envelope. The Beatles are stuff you’d play at a church function. The Stones you would play at your batchelor party.

Greatest Hits Albums

There are some 90s bands which I never knew had greatest hits albums. Many of these I have at least one album of theirs. Some of the bands had at least one hit on their subsequent sophmoric albums, but never got anywhere after that.

Expect a Best of Goo Goo Dolls and Matchbox Twenty soon. That’s my prediction. Their 15 minutes of fame is almost up. They need one last gasp before fading off into the sunset.
Still waiting for the Best of Oasis. I’m guessing it would spell the end of a good band. Maybe Noel and Liam aren’t ready to do that. They still think they’re the greatest band in the world. Debateable, yes. Good band, probably.
If you’re like me, then your plan is to trade in all your old albums and get these greatest hits albums, if to have all their radio hits on one disc and to consolodate record space.

Used CDs: Followup

Since I decided to write on CDs which I didn’t like last time, this time I’ll write about CDs that you should own. Do yourself a favor and drop what you’re doing and go down to the Great Escape and buy these CDs.

  • Wallflowers – Bringing Down the Horse – Wow. What a great album! 3 big hits plus some other good songs. “One Headlight” is the song everyone knows from the Wallflowers. But I’d guess that “6th Avenue Heartache” is probably their best song. “Invisible City” is a good song too.
  • U2 – The Joshua Tree – What more can be said from this album. Some say that U2 is way overexposed. I’d say they achived some of their greatest sounds from this album. “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For,” “With or Without You,” and “Where the Streets Have No Name,” are all great radio hits from the album. However many forget the other songs like “In God’s Country” which was used as the closing credit to “3 Kings.”
  • Counting Crows – August and Everything After – Some would call this mopey music. I’d call it the soundtrack of my Sophomore year at Lipscomb. Rarely do I find every song on a particular album as listenable and enjoyable. At one time I’d definitely have this on my luggage list if I were to guest star on “Lost.”

You’ll note that I’m staying away from “Greatest Hits” albums because they aren’t really albums per say, just moneymakers.

Used CDs Part II

I heard Jewel’s “Foolish Games” on the radio driving home from Sunday worship. I hadn’t heard that in quite a while. Honestly Jewel’s Pieces of You was one of the CDs which I had planned on getting rid of by Ebaying. Here’s a list.

  • Jewel – Pieces of You – Like the rest of America, and virtually every college student at Lipscomb, I bought this in 1994. Three good (overplayed) hits on this CD. “Who Will Save Your Soul,” “Foolish Games,” and “You Were Meant for Me.” Jewel wasn’t a one hit wonder. More likely a 3 hit wonder. You didn’t hear much from her after “Pieces…” She tried to duplicate her peak with her sophomore album titled “Spirit.” But it just couldn’t be done. Like Howard Dean she peaked too soon.
    (89 cents on Amazon; 75 cents on Half.com)
  • Green Day – Dookie – Again, sing-a-long radio friendly punk album. I’m not sure you can take a band seriously that has a Muppet on the back fo their album. Unfortunately for Green Day’s part…all their songs sound the same. Hence many of their songs which ended up on their greatest hits album are on Dookie.
    (1.37 on Amazon; 75 cents on Half.com)
  • Blues Traveler – Four – Thankfully I bought this used. $8.99 at the Great Escape. It’s not that it’s a bad album. It’s that it falls to the problem of Green Day. Same-sounding-music.
    I had a chance to see Blues Traveler a few years ago. But I left before they came on. Who knows if I missed something spectactular. Probably not.
    (1 cent at Amazon; 75 cents on Half.com)
  • Hootie and the Blowfish – Cracked Rear View – I’m not going to go on a Hootierant again. I’ve done that many times before. Let’s just say that Hootie was way over played during the summer of 1995.
    (1 cent on Amazon; 75 cents on Half.com)
  • Spin Doctors – Pocket Full of Kryptonite – Why did I ever buy this album? A fleeting passion, I guess.
    (1 cent on Amazon; 75 cents on Half.com)
  • Cranberries – No Need to Argue – I think I listened to it 5 times during my college years, and probably haven’t bothered with it since.
    (70 cents on Amazon; 75 cents on Half.com)

Some notes about Half.com. Half doesn’t let sellers price their CDs at less than 75 cents since it would not be worth the listings.
I’ll probably write more about CDs that are worth keeping later on. Stay tuned.

Done

My Christmas shopping took less than 5 minutes online. Thank you, Amazon. I’m afraid I just don’t like crowds. Nor do I like to get up early in the morning.
My mom complained to me that the lines were way too long at Goody’s. I suggested I’d show her the wonderful world of online shopping. I know exactly what I want and don’t even have to leave the house to get it.
I guess most men do not like to get out and shop. I’m one of those men. I would much rather avoid the lines and trying to find a parking space and pay extra for whatever Amazon is going to charge me for delivery. Usually the easiest way is the best way.