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I got a hold of some Mormon literature. Don’t ask me how. This particular workbook is called “I Will Make and Keep My Baptismal Covenant.” Basically a teachers’ guide for teaching baptism.
This is the interesting part:

“Why am I baptized when I am eight years old?”
“And their children shall be baptized for the remission of their sins when eight years old, and receive the laying on of the hands.” (Doctrine and Covenants 68:27)
The Lord has set the age at eight years as the time when I begin to become accountable and can be baptized (Doctrine and Covenants 20:71; 29-47; Genesis 17:11; Primary 3, lesson 27).

Sounds almost like a Monty Python sketch:

“Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.”

Anyways I looked up Genesis 17:11 the verse referenced in the above quote, and it has nothing to do with baptism. Since I don’t have access to the Doctrine and Covenants I won’t bother looking them up.
Who is to say that 8 is the automatic age for baptism? I have known quite a few 8 year olds who have some varying degrees of right and wrong. Some may not even know or care to know what baptism is. Hence the Mormon baptismal study guide for the younguns.
Anyways I’m not trying to use this as a means to bash one’s religions. However this part is the part that just floored me. 8 years old? That 365 day period when someone suddenly becomes accountable for their actions? We’re grasping at straws here.
I could just as easily go into my Wednesday night class and announce to the class that tonight we’re all going to get baptized because everyone in the class has reached the age of accountability. Probably many of the kids, who didn’t know any better, would probably be all for it. A chance to get wet and somehow do something pleasing to their parents. Yeah. That’s the ticket. But it’s not necessarily how God would want it.
Is anyone asking how much do these kids know about their own soul? Baptism should be a personal decision. It should be taught, but not necessarily taught of a specific age when exactly to do it. Its different for everybody.

Glasses

I may need to get glasses. I find myself squinting at the computer screen alot. My right eye is weaker than my left one, so I end up shutting it in order to read small print.
Last time I went to the eye doctor I was in college. It was mostly because of Tom Seal’s Old Testament Themes class. It was in Ward Lecture hall, which is a big arena type hall. Dr. Seals would put the answers to the test on the overhead screen and I just couldn’t read it. So I made an appointment to see the eye doctor.
The doctor said that I had a slight stigmatism, but it wasn’t bad enough to get glasses. It may have gotten worse since then, with my continued use of computers. My granny always told me “Don’t sit so close to the TV because it’ll make your eyes go bad.” I don’t know if I believed her or not. Is it the same way with computer screens? Or is just that I’m getting older and my eyesite is bound to fail. I’m the last member of my immediate family not to have to wear glasses or contacts.
So I am contemplating life with the hassle of contacts. I might dread that. I might break down and get lasik surgery.
Then again, I don’t know if I’ll need glasses or contacts. Glasses could turn me into Supernerd, as if I wasn’t your stereotypical computer geek already. I might get those Buddy Holly style glasses, if only to look like George McFly. Ha!
In elementary school there was this black girl who everyone picked on. She wore those coke-bottle thick glasses. These were the days before wide spread use of contacts and it wasn’t available or just not practical for a 2nd grader. None the less, most people made fun of her because she was different. She didn’t make all that good of grades and was held back at least once…maybe twice. Now I look back at it and think how cruel we were to that girl. I’m sure she might have had low self esteem because of it. She had a dedicated mother. I remember seeing her at school many times, helping out with the room mothers. Later on the girl must of have developed more self esteem and eventually everyone forgot about her situation and she ended up getting some friends and moving on. No one bothered her anymore.

Nice.

So I’m not sure how I should take this teaching thing. After having taught non-stop for several months I let my co-teacher take over this time. He said some good things about me in front of the class. Said something to the effect that there’s a special place in heaven for Bible school teachers. I’d like to think that way. Nice. Thanks.
I really enjoy teaching. I think it has to do with my personality. If I could only get better at it. My introverted personality just isn’t made for it. Then again ISFJ’s make good teachers. Ironic.
More than anything else, as far as teaching goes, I think it would be great…even extraordinary…to be asked by one of my students to sit down and study the Bible one-on-one with them in hopes of converting them. One year ago I might have balked at the idea of this, because I felt like I wouldn’t know the first thing about doing this. But now I look forward to it. It’s really sorta easy. And even easier with a young person who doesn’t really have built up prejudices about church and stuff like that. Of course you have to be sure that they are really doing it for the right reasons and not just to look good to their parents or peers. Salvation is so much a personal thing between you and God, and shouldn’t have to do with one’s relationship with others.
Maybe I’ll get my chance to do that again in the future. If I keep doing what I’m doing, I’m sure I could have the extraordinary opportunity to do this.

Chernobyl

This site is about a motorcyclist riding through the deserted streets of Chernobyl, site of the worst nuclear disaster. Truly a overwhelming and creepy site. Its almost as if time stood still on April 26, 1986. May Day posters are still up. Plants and animals overtake the cities. Somewhat like the post apocalyptic world of 12 Monkeys.
If you want to know more about Chernobyl, watch this. (27 minute Real Video by the BBC). Gives some insight on the disaster. Estimates of 15,000 died as a result of the disaster. It also caused 135,000 people to be permanently evacuated. The area may not be liveable for 900 years.
There’s always more Chernobyl photos elsewhere.
“Have no fear for atomic energy
Cause none of them can stop the time.”
–Bob Marley, Redemption Song

Redemption Song

Wow. I knew there were Biblical connotations to Bob Marley’s “Redemption Song.” Lately they’ve been playing Johnny Cash’s version on the radio. I ran across this page which seems to desect it lyric by lyric. Some highlights:
Old pirates yes they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I
From the bottom-less pit
So it came to pass, when Joseph had come to his brothers, that they stripped Joseph of his tunic, the tunic of many colors that was on him. Then they took him and cast him into a pit. And the pit was empty; there was no water in it.
Judah said to his brothers, “What will we gain if we kill our brother and cover up his blood? Come, let’s sell him to the Ishmaelites and not lay our hands on him; after all, he is our brother, our own flesh and blood.” His brothers agreed.
So when the Midianite merchants came by, his brothers pulled Joseph up out of the cistern and sold him for twenty shekels of silver to the Ishmaelites, who took him to Egypt.

Genesis 37:23-24, 26-28
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
Genesis 49:24 – But his bow abode in strength, and the arms of his hands were made strong by the hands of the mighty God of Jacob; (from thence is the shepherd, the stone of Israel:)
There’s more to it than that. Read the page and find out. Whew! What a great song.

Writing for oneself

I’ve been going through more and more church bulletins for a project I’m doing. I ran across this statement in a bulletin:

“What you are about to read is for me. You are welcome to read it, but do not be surprised if it doesn’t mean anything to you. ”
Joey Davis
November 14, 1993

It is interesting that someone would write a bulletin article simply for himself. Much like how I write things for this webpage. I write for myself and not simply for my readers. That statement was made on his 7th bulletin article. Maybe it was meant for the rest of his hundreds of bulletin articles. Maybe Joey was blogging before it was known as blogging. Simply a public journal in the pages of a church bulletin. Telling stories about his life, his family, growing up…etc.
Of course at one point or another it was meant to build up, to encourage others, to impart some type of Biblical meaning.. If by telling stories of one’s life it tends to encourage others, then so be it. He had a good job if he gets paid to blog.

The Sacred and Profane

A handful of the kids in my Bible class seem to be asking alot of questions about cussing. Like why is it wrong….or is this type of cussing wrong to say. Things like that. I have a feeling I’ll have to address it sooner or later. I’m thinking a special topic class is in order for this type of thing. We’ll have to forgo our current topic of Matthew to handle this.
If anything this is the time in their lives where they are exposed more and more to bad language. I can remember in elementary school rarely hearing a cuss word. Sure we had potty mouth conversations, but never really hard hitting cuss words that would get bleeps out on the Disney Channel. Then moving on to 7th grade, bad language seemed to be all over the place. Out in the open, so it seems. Being around that type of thing, some people tend to immerse themselves in that type of environment and slowly become accustomed to cussing. It begins to become almost second nature to some people (the Osbornes).
Personally I’m not enormously offended by cussing, possibly because I am exposed to it so often in today’s media. Although I’d rather not be around it. Cuss words are a form of vernacular for people who can’t think of a better way of expressing themselves. That’s all.

My Master’s Degree

I had a dream this morning. I dreamed I was back visiting Freed-Hardeman like before. I think I was checking out the campus because I was interested in getting my master’s degree in Bible with an emphasis in Christian counseling. Intriguing. For a while there I had really thought about going back to school to get my masters. I know I could do it. Whether or not it’d be worth it is another story. Being an ISFJ personality my nature is to be a nurturer, to have a strong desire to help others who are downtrodden. However my skills and abilities point more to computers rather than ministry.
Can a person who might actually need counseling himself get a degree in counseling? If I were to go back to school to Freed, I’d have to find a place to live (most likely the dorms) and have to deal with all the noise that goes on with the dorms. I never really got all that stressed out at school. Always did my work. Always tried to make A’s. I feel pretty sure I could do whatever it takes to get my masters. Whether or not I would use it in the job market is up for debate.

ISFJ Personality

In college I took a personality test which told me I was an ISFJ personality. ISFJ stands for Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Judgement.
Here’s some characteristics of ISFJ’s which I feel I exhibit:

  • Characterized above all by their desire to serve others, their “need to be needed,” and to minister to individual needs
  • Have a few, close friends. They are extremely loyal to these, and are ready to provide emotional and practical support at a moment’s notice. However, they hate confrontation; if you get into a fight, don’t expect them to jump in after you. You can count on them, however, to run and get the nearest authority figure.) The older the friendship is, the more an ISFJ will value it.
  • Are super-dependable and seldom are happy working in situations where rules are constantly changing.
  • Much satisfaction comes to them when they are taking care of the needs of another and they render the service gently and helpfully.
  • Are methodical and accurate workers, often with very good memories and unexpected analytic abilities; they are also good with people in small-group or one-on-one situations because of their patient and genuinely sympathetic approach to dealing with others.