Pep Rallies

Pep Rallies never were exciting for me. When we got to junior high suddenly we were faced with this phenomenon. In elementary school herding everyone into the gym was meant for school wide movies or fund raising spiels. Now it was different. Herd everyone into the gym for screaming and somehow building commitment for going to the football game. And I only went to one junior high football game – the 9th grade homecoming game…and I only attended because I was in band. We played the theme to the Muppet Show during halftime…but that’s another story all together.
Pep rallies usually occured before the first football game of the year…and possibly before homecoming. Usually it consisted of the cheerleaders awkwardly doing their halftime show to an unsympathetic crowd. I distinctly remember seeing the halftimers dance to Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation (1814, you know). This past Saturday MTV had a special titled “22 of the Greatest Albums.” Rhythm Nation was on there. And there’s that controversy about 1814. As it turns out R is the 18th letter and N in the 14th letter. Nothing to do with the date.
Then came high school where we’d have to gain membership in the pep club to be able to go to pep rallies. I went to a few. I remember there were a few fights during the rallies. Mostly girls. Catfights. Put anyone in a crowded room long enough and they’ll find something to fight about.

Through the Middle of My Soul….

Best line ever:

“Sometimes it’s like someone took a knife baby
edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
through the middle of my soul…”
–Bruce Springsteen, “I’m on Fire.”

I’ve always wondered why “I’m on Fire” is not on any of the Springsteen greatest hits albums. I mean its a good song and deserves to be on there
Oh yeah. My wish list is up.
“Worship at the mall of your choice.”
–Fark comment.

Marching Band

I watched the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade this weekend. Which of course brought back memories of my marching band time. I was in band from 7th -11th grade….marching band for 10th and 11th grade. There was a certain degree of burnout since we did work very hard during the fall season. So its no surprise that many of us did drop out during our Junior and Senior years. My dropout was energized by the fact that many of my friends decided to drop out. I remember coming home and telling my parents that I was dropping out of band. They had been heavily involved in band and must have enjoyed much of the social part of it. So they were mad at me for dropping out.
As a marching band our emphasis was directed toward the contests. These were competition events that only the band parents went to. Whereas when most people think about marching bands, they think of football games and Christmas parades….which members of the band put relatively low emphasis on. We really didn’t care too much for football games and parades, only performing good enough to pass for respectable at these events. Yet when it was time to decide how much to give to school music programs, whether or not a band was in the local Christmas parade was a good measuring stick on whether or not the school board/county commissioner/powers that be granted money to the program.
We had some warped rules in band. Mostly it concerned whenever we’d march back to the stadium after competition. We marched back in line…usually without our instruments OR our uniforms. Here we were in street clothes marching back completely solumn…military faced….with our arms crossed….in a single file line. And whenever someone would try to break the line just trying to get through, we were supposed to yell “Don’t break ranks!” Some event ran right over the people. Talk about class. Looking back on that I think it was pretty dumb. It we had been in some type of military uniform, I could sorta understand it. But we were a high school band….and somehow justifying trampling over people and being downright rude to people.
It’s not that I hated it. I made alot of good friends in band and learned alot about life and organization and doing your part for the whole. I just think that it was particularly overhyped at times.

My Driving Test

I took my driving test on my sister’s car – a 1990 white Plymouth Sundance. It was a graduation gift. She got the full scholarship to FHU and a new car. I got a 1989 Chevy S-10 and a pat on the back. But more on that later.
The test was at the Murfreesboro Road DMV location. Easy. Passed on my first try. My sister had to take her driving test 3 times because she got nervous in the first two tests.
The Sundance was a good car. I drove it on occasion. Blue interior. Hatchback, although it was shaped like a car with a trunk. No tape player.
My truck. It was a white Chevy S-10. Blue stripe down the bottom. Bucket seats. It had a special security feature where you had to turn on the parking lights to start the thing. Go figure. I never had it stolen, but I had alot of people wanting to borrow it who couldn’t figure out how to start it. And my dad had to get a lame topper for it, so that when he took off the trash it wouldn’t fly away. How lame is it to drive a nice S-10 pickup truck to school with an ugly topper on it?
I managed to talk my parents into getting me a car for college. They were in constant need of the truck for hauling things. I drove it my Freshmen year at college, always having to drive it home for them to borrow. So my sophomore year I got a 1992 bright blue Mitsubishi Eclipse. Nice car. It had tinted windows and black out plates on the lights. I had a wreck in it. But nothing that did much damage to the car.
Those are the stories of my past cars….

Camp Meeting

Got back from a camp meeting. So the big thing this year is that we are planning special interview sessions among the counselors/bible school teachers and their campers respectively. We’ll address any personal or spiritual issues, should they need to share it with us.
I think it is a good thing. Anytime I am at camp I try to get to know each of the kids I am counseling. At least spend one-on-one time with them getting to know them. It doesn’t take much to be a good listener. And I didn’t even take any youth minister classes to know that. You never know. This one week at camp might be the only time a kid is around so many positive people. Or it might be the only time they are introduced to Bible classes or the steps to salvation. They might be having problems at home they need to talk about. Or maybe they just need a listening ear to their problems.
I may not have the answers to all of their problems, but I at least try to be there for them. And you never know the amount of good you have the potential of doing. Maybe some kind words or an encouragement might make all the difference to them. You never know unless you try….
And I think that I could lead someone to salvation…if that was a concern of theirs. I mean it’s not too difficult. I did it once. I could do it again. You just have to know the right verses and all that. If they are truly serious they will listen. No need to worry about that.
And I’ll come prepared. I’ll have those verses bookmarked in my Bible beforehand.
Maybe I should have been a youth minister.

Holding Patterns

In 6th grade I was assigned to the classroom out in one of the many portables. Some of the parents of the 2nd graders complained that their kid was in the portable, but I don’t recall there being much uproar about 6th graders in portables. But that is another story altogether.
I digress. I was out in the portable. That being the case it was away from the rest of the school. We usually didn’t get much news from the outside…like the usual gossip that permeates throughout elementary school…especially in the teachers’ lounge.
Kids who arrived early at school were sent to the gym in sorta a holding pattern. Somehow the teachers union had worked into the contracts that said they didn’t need to see the kids until 7:30AM. That’s it. So anywhere from 6:45 to 7:25, we were sent to the gym to wait until school actually started. Not me. I lived approximately 1 mile from the school (maybe less, I could have walked it). So I had my mom drop me off at around 7:15 or so. And I’d go straight to the portable. No gym for me. No crowded gym with kids yelling with nothing to do. Nope. I acted like I was going to the bookstore to buy something, then I headed off to the portable. Usually another girl and I would be the only ones in there. Once our teacher caught on and said “Y’all are way too early. They haven’t let you out of the gym yet.” But nothing ever was said of it. I’d get some peace and quiet to myself without the self conscious act of walking into a crowded gym thinking everyone was staring at me. That was a big deal back then.

Fight Club Quotes

“An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy [junk] we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very [ticked] off.”
–Tyler Durden
“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”
–Narrator
“It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything. ”
–Tyler Durden
“This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. ”
–Narrator
“.. the things you used to own, now they own you. ”
–Narrator

Ebay Resells

I do believe Ebay stuff is being resold on a continuous basis. Example. A month ago I got a Trivial Pursuit game on Ebay. After purchasing it I found that the questions were just way too hard, so I put them back up on Ebay. And within 2 days I had sold it again having only lost a couple of dollars. Call it rent-a-game.
Now I’ve got this camera which I bought on Ebay. The auction description said the On/Off button occasionally stuck. But I didn’t expect it to stick that much. 90% of the time it will not turn on. So here I am with a inferior camera. Do I dare to complain to the seller? Do I try to sell it back on Ebay and risk negative feedback if someone has the same problems I’m having? I don’t know. I’m going to face it. I was burned on Ebay and will probably be burned again.
So I’m thinking Ebay is just a bunch of stuff being resold over and over again. Or maybe its just a bunch of people going to garage sales and reselling the junk on Ebay. I can’t tell at this point. Who really makes money on Ebay? Beanie Baby sellers? Fooling people into believing that they HAVE to have the bean stuffed animal. The Emperor really has no clothes.

Scrapbooking

I haven’t really figured out if this scrapbooking phenomenon is legit or not. I mean my sister spends tons of money on the stuff. And the amount of pictures you get in it just isn’t worth the trouble. I remember my sister showed me her first scrapbooking album. Christmas 1998 or something. She got 10 whole pictures in there. Whew.
Backgrounds? Special pinking shears? Sometimes I think this is some kind of fad the scrapbooking people thought up to make ladies *think* they need to buy this junk. There are entire brick and mortar stores dedicated to this. And I’m pretty sure these stores are just remodeled stores that formerly sold Beanie Babies in the late ’90s. You know those type of stores. Kinda like those hospital gift shops that charge you an arm and a leg for a “Get Well” balloon because you were too forgetful to get a gift for your sick friend or relative.
I’ll admit that I’ve been one to put photos in photo albums. But it all stops after that. No colorful backgrounds and junk. Just photos. And for the most part this all stopped when I got a digital camera. None after that.
So maybe this scrapbooking thing will die out in a few years and we’ll be laughing about it when VH1 does “I Love the ’00s.” Much like Pet Rocks and Pac Man.