U follows Q

Some observations about this war:
One of the first things I learned in Kindergarten was how a U always follows the letter Q. In Scrabble, that’s the rules. Yet, we have countries which are gramatically incorrect. Like Iraq. Shouldn’t it be Iraqu? And this country Qatar….pronounced “Kotter” as in “Welcome Back, Qatar!” No wonder these people in these countries are always upset. Someone took away their U’s.
Also I’ve noticed Iraq’s weather is pretty crappy. Like with these sandstorms. Who’d want to live there? You’re out in the garden and here comes a sandstorm. Pretty soon you’re stuck out in the blackness unable to find your way back to the house. No wonder Middle Eastern people are upset. Shouldn’t they blacktop that sand? Clean it up, you know?
Also have you noticed how many microphones are placed on the podium anytime the Iraqis have a news conference? While the president has one lone microphone at his podium.