Wendy’s Triple is Dangerous

From an old Instant Messenger conversation:
Fri Oct 31 11:49:29 2003
Jenn: i’m gettin some wendys b4 we all meet up
Jeff: wendy who
Jenn: dave’s wendy
Jeff: I thought you were eating at home to save money
Jenn: i was, but i’ve been cravin it
Jeff: what food at wendy’s
Jenn: double stack
Jeff: it’ll make you fat
Jenn: who cares
Jenn: they are good
Jeff: the double cheeseburger?
Jenn: oh yes
Jeff: what about a triple
Jenn: thats dangerous
Jeff: so a double is good; triple is dangerous
Jenn: yep
Jeff: what is the cutoff point
Jenn: double
Jeff: at what point do you enter dangerous territory
Jeff: that one extra bite of the triple?
Jenn: when u stack 3 patties
Jenn: yep
Jeff: the extra bite of the third patty?
Jeff: or is it the extra bite of the third piece of cheese
Jenn: both
Jeff: are there warning labels on the triple
Jenn: on the bottom of the bun
Jeff: it is so dangerous, maybe it should be regulated by the FDA
Jeff: hazardous materials.
Jenn: lol
Jeff: I’ve never had a double
Jeff: only a single
Jenn: ohh
Jeff: I couldn’t imagine eating a triple
Jeff: those must be huge
Jenn: u should live on the edge a little adn go for a double
Jeff: maybe
Jeff: although I just don’t like that much burger
Jeff: I get double cheesburgers at McDonald’s alot since they are cheaper than the regular cheeseburgers
Jenn: true
Jeff: and I don’t like them.
Jenn: i do
Jeff: are you getting the double cheese burger in Lebanon or Gallatin
Jenn: lebanon
Jeff: what’s wrong with Gallatin
Jeff: does it smell too much like Darrell
Jenn: lebanon is closer
Jeff: yeah but it will be cold before you get to Gallatin
Jeff: or are you eating it before you get there
Jenn: yea, its like 2 minutes from my house
Jeff: aren’t you a bit apprehensive living so near a restaurant that serves dangerous materials (triples)?
Jenn: i don’t mind it
Jenn: talking about all this food has got me hungry, i’m going to eat some lunch. i’ll see u around 5
Jeff: ok
Jeff: see you then
Jenn: see ya
*** “Jenn” signed off at Fri Oct 31 12:02:09 2003.
Session Close (Jenn): Fri Oct 31 12:06:19 2003