Which Middle Eastern Country Do We Need to Invade?

$1.37 for a gallon of gas? It’s times like these when I ask myself which Middle Eastern country do we need to invade in order to lower gas prices. I know I’m an ugly American, but I like cheap gas! I can’t wait until we can get an alternative fuel supply so we can turn the Arabs over. They will be sitting on all that useless oil.
This weekend I’ll be going on a church retreat to Short Mountain, TN, near Woodbury. Here’s some pictures of the place we’ll be staying at. I went ahead and got a video camera with night vision to test out. Night vision seemed like a cool option to have. I’ve seen it demostrated before on a friend’s camera.