You are so Mt. Juliet if

Each year the Nashville Scene runs a contest for readers to submit phrases which complete the sentence “You are so Nashville if…” Past winners have included.
…1993 Your church congregation is referred to as �the studio audience.�
…1997 You�ve checked your flower bed for Janet March.
You get the picture.
Anyways I was browsing the web and came across this picture and it reminded me of how you could complete the sentence…You are so Mt. Juliet if….

…Your church basketball team wins a tournament and you don’t recognize half of the players. In laymans terms they could be called ringers?
(Actually I didn’t even know we had a men’s basketball team)