“You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you…but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. You can say what you like about me; I’m not changing. Me…I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. ‘Cause with me, I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.”
Del, “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles”

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